Don’t have a musical instrument? Horse-shit. Of course you do. you carry it with you everywhere you go. Your mouth can make all kinds of great noises. My favorite is the whistle. But what I have found out is that many people do not know how to whistle. Now i understand that there are many ways to whistle, some stick their fingers in their mouth like a baby. Granted this type of whistle is extremely loud and ear-piercing, one very suitable for a sporting vent, but when attempting to make glorious music, it is not your go-to whistle. Or maybe I am just jealous that I can’t whistle like that.
Now if you can’t whistle, I am going to do my best to explain. The first thing you have to do is pucker your lips as if you are sucking on a lollipop. But make sure your mouth is loose and there is a small hole between your lips. Now what you have to do is curl your tongue so that the back of it touches in between your top teeth and the tip of your tongue rests right behind your bottom front teeth. All that is left for you to do is push air through the hole in your lips. I have also found that some people find it easier to pull air through by breathing in instead of breathing out.
Play around with it and find out what is the best way for you to whistle. Soon enough you will be whistling “The Colonel Bogey March” like Bender from The Breakfast club wearing a scarf around your head in Saturday detention joined by your new-found friends, the jock, the brain, the princess, and the basket-case.